I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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