Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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