I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I cannot find my penis.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
