I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
