what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Congratulations! We have a period
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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