Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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