He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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