Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
