Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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