no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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