Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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