for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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