just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I forget how to act sober
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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