I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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