Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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