Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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