try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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