Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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