I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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