He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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