Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
it's like heaven, but drunker
the room spins SO much faster in panama
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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