Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
