PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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