Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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