There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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