i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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