he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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