Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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