I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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