someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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