I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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