I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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