like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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