Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Everything about him screamed your future.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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