I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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