For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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