But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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