That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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