i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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