She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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