So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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