why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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