are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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