We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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