I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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