JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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