Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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