Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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