Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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