420 ftw
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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